Thursaday night I took the Crochet 101 class at my local JoAnn store. The class was $35 and came with a kit.

The color of that skein is not off from bad lighting... the kits actually came with "Pea Green" yarn.
After 2.5 hours, this is what I was able to finish:

After 2 tries with the Pea Green yarn, and lots of skipped stitches, I switched to a slightly variegated yarn the instructor had in hopes that I could see the loops better.
Was it the best class I've ever taken? No... the instructor's directions were different than the step-by-step guide that came in our kit (and different than other on-line instructions I've checked out since then.) But signing up for the class, and spending the money for it, forced me to make the time to finally give crochet a try.
Between my new book (thanks to a 50% off coupon), new variegated thread, some on-line instructions, and my mom's help when she comes home for Christmas next weekend I'm determined to get the hang of this!